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Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Farmer Feeds Viagra to Oysters to Create the Ultimate Aphrodisiac

A farmer from Australia believes he has developed a technique able to produce the ultimate aphrodisiac - he feeds his shellfish Viagra.

George May, who is an oyster farmer, stated that the natural qualities of the oyster combined with Viagra, which is one of the best modern pharmaceutical drug to raise sexual desire, can in fact turn into a multi-million dollar market. The 59 years old farmer mentioned that feeding an oyster with Viagra firstly can create a powerful aphrodisiac and secondly it's a funny thing to do.

George May is a former marketing executive. After he was diagnosed with prostate cancer he lost his job (in which he was quite successful). It is worth mentioning that selling oysters in Australia requires strict regulations.

Pfizer, a pharmaceutical giant that produces Viagra, ordered the farmer to stop using the name of the most famous anti-impotence drug in his marketing campaign. However, May outlined that not one obstacle would stop spreading his idea around the world. He plans to sell his exclusive Sydney Rock Oysters around the world.

According to May he receives calls from Macau, Hong Kong and Moscow. He mentioned that the idea of feeding oysters with the drug came to him when he started "hanging around with the boys" after his retirement and prostate surgery.

When his doctor had prescribed a rather small dose of Viagra, in order to help May recover from the surgery, the farmer thought of feeding the drug to oysters. The idea meant to help the local farmers, the majority of whom had fought a disease that swept through their crops. May told that the farmers were going to feed oysters with Viagra and zinc, along with every other aphrodisiac he was able to find.

After a while feeding the oysters with Viagra along with magnesium, zinc and sea grass became a patented idea. The shellfish was fed only after it passed through a process of purification.

Today May has about 10 million oysters in cultivation. In addition he says he eats a dozen or two each day and he has had no ill effects of consuming a foodstuff that includes some medication.

Pfizer's spokesperson said that the company producing Viagra was concerned only about the use of its brand name, and thus it is an ordinary drug issue.

"No-one can stop me feeding Viagra to my oysters. The reason that Pfizer are jumping up and down is that I used the name Viagra," May said.

Russian Mine Blast at Novokuznetsk (coverage)

Early morning, on May 24th, 217 people, workers at the "Yubileynaya" mine in Novokuznetsk in the Kemerovo Oblast (Russia), got into the elevator to go deep down the mine and collect more coal for their country. However, the scenario was rewritten at approximately 7:30 AM Moscow Time (4:30 AM GMT).

At approximately 520 meters (about 1700 ft) deep down the mine a highly dangerous gas - methane - exploded.

By the end of that day 38 people were reported dead and the rest 179 miners were evacuated - 7 of them with serious injuries; one of them was in a critical condition with a serious head injury and burns. These reports were given at 16 PM Moscow Time the same day.

About the same time the rain stopped. It started right after the explosion was heard.

Russian authorities have initiated an investigation of the case, lead by Rostehnadzor, an institution for security and safety issues at hazardous places of work. The results of the investigation is expected to be ready not earlier than two weeks.

The Governor of Kemerovo Oblast, Aman Tuleev, suggested that the blast could be caused by a breach in the coal-bed. According to him, 23 technicians, controlling the level of methane in the air, were also in the mine. He stressed that the explosion came absolutely unexpected, as the concentration of methane in the air in the mine had a normal level.

This tragedy happened just two months after an explosion at the "Ulianovskaya" mine, where 110 miners found their death.

Both the "Yubileynaya" and the "Ulianovskaya" mines are part of the "YuzhKuzbassUgol" union. A half of this union belongs to the metallurgic group "Evraz". After the Ulianovskaya blast, the upper mentioned Rostehnadzor threatened withdrawing the license for mining, because of discovering serious violations safety rules.

The investigation at the "Ulianovskaya" mine showed that the automatic system for methane level control was set up for a higher than normal level of methane concentration. According to one of the versions, the system was too sensitive to increases of methane concentration, therefore it automatically shut down the main power supply and hence overall productivity losses.

After that investigation several people have lost their jobs and have been punished, yet here is another tragedy that Russian miners have to face.

Rostehnadzor intended to close the "Yubileynaya" mine twice this year, but the court, which was appealed to in this issue, declined the request and let the mine proceed its extractions. However, the security institution managed to halt extractions in certain sections of the mine, among others sections 16-15, where the actual explosion happened.

Not so long before the incident, regional authorities, along with Rostehnadzor, were fighting to withdraw the license for 'industrial safety' from "YuzhKuzbassUgol". The company's administration replied that the mine is equipped with modern mine security systems, which were fully functional at the moment of explosion.

The mines of "YuzhKuzbassUgol" extract about 18 million tons of soldering coal, 900 thousands of which are extracted by "Yubileynaya" and the accident of this mine increases its chances to be closed. However, experts say that if a decision will be reached and the mine will have to be closed, this won't happen, at least not for a long time. The "YuzhKuzbassUgol" extracts a fourth part of the coal in Kuzbas, and a fifth part in the whole country, which makes the mines of the company of extreme national importance.

The accident has also aroused a wave of concern among the leaders of the country. The Russian president, Vladimir Putin, demanded that the heads of coal extracting companies respected and followed all the rules of industrial security.

The company's administration still claims that the mine, except for the exploded section, is fully functional.

The "YuzhKuzbassUgol" promised to pay the families of the dead miners one million rubles (about $40,000) each. In addition, the Government promised to provide material support too, thus every family will be paid about 2 million rubles. Local authorities also plan to organize a center for solving various social and household problems of the dead miners' closest relatives.

Today, Saturday, May 26th, the miners have been honored with funeral processions. The material part of the funerals was taken by "YuzhKuzbassUgol".

The 38 dead miners were aged between 18 and 55 years. The youngest of them, Daniil Ilyin, the mine's mechanic, celebrated his 18th birthday in February; Boris Titov had his 55th year of live celebrated two weeks before the tragedy. Aman Tuleev, Governor of Kuzbas, was also present at the funerals.

Local administration has assigned a social worker and a psychologist to every family for moral support.

Due to the funeral processions the local television changed its schedule: all entertaining shows have been withdrawn.

Friday, March 16, 2007

Breast -- Women Type VS The Form of Their Breasts

The unusual science sternomancy, the art of telling fortunes by the form of a female breast, appeared in Spain in the 18th century. Since that time, the science has considerably advanced, and today men can learn about women judging by the form of their breasts.

A Spring-Board
Fox’ nose is bosom curved like a spring-board. Women with such bosoms have Nordic temper and keen brains. Ladies having this bosom shape are industrious as a rule which helps them become middle rank managers. It is infrequent that such women attain high positions in business. They are rather lazy to take the initiative. Women of the type easily adapt to living with any man that means they are good wives. It is important that women with fox nose bosoms are faithful wives who at the same time insatiable and rather inventive in bed.

The Apple
A great number of women having even round bosom looking like an apple are frigid. It may take men much effort to make such women reach an orgasm. But women of the type are ready to try any posture in bed to make their men really happy. Such women do not like changing sex partners. Usually, these women get married in their early age and become obliging housewives. Often, these women turn out to be cleverer than their husbands.

The Pear
Women with bosom resembling the pear shape are independent, willful and silly to some extent. At that, these characteristics help them to lead men by the nose. Marriage with such a woman guarantees wonderful sex and big rows.

The Triangular
Ladies with breasts of the triangular form are believed to be the most excitable and emancipated type. Nothing is forbidden in sex for them. They may have several sex partners a day. Women of the type usually become great actresses and masterly prostitutes.

An Aubergine
Women whose bosom looks like an aubergine are full of love and enjoy their life. They are nice in every sphere of life. They wonderfully suit for the position of a storehouse director. But any men close to such a woman inevitably becomes a henpecked.

Silicone Busts
Girls with silicone busts are good for romantic traveling for a couple of days, but never for having a family. Majority of women with silicone breasts are subject to serious psychological problems: diffidence, fear of competition and narcissism. Sex with these girls turns out to be formal and not sensual. At that, many of silicone girls have rather high IQ.

Upstanding
Upstanding nipples are typical of generous, autocratic and dominating women. They love cunnilingus and position top on men.

Retracted Small
Retracted small nipples reveal their owner is a calculating mind and is hiding her real intentions. These women believe there is nothing particular about sex but ready to fulfill any of men’s sex fantasies.

Rose-Colored
Rose-colored areas around nipples indicate a woman is tender, hearty and kind. Swarthy skin around nipples mean a woman is passionate and adventurous.

Source: http://english.pravda.ru/

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